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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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