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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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