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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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