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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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