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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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