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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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