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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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