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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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