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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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