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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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