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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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