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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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