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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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