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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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