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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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