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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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