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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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