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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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