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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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