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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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