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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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