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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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