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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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