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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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