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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺
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