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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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