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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗
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