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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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