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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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