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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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