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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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