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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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