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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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