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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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