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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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