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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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