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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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