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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯
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