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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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