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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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