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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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