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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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