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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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