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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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