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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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