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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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