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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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