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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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