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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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