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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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