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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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