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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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