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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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