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Pet death

My step-auntie Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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